boboneleg Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 14 hours ago, Buckster said: You need to get that woman under control, you have obviously given her far too much freedom, you need to remind her of her proper place. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckster said: All joking aside, she sounds like she is suffering from depression, probably a good time to find outside help, maybe a support group for mums with toddlers or counselling. She had counselling a few years ago because of her childhood and whatnot, I've tried saying it but I'm a cunt for suggesting it to her, I think she needs a mental hospital 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 49 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Do love Harry Enfield and chums 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 8, 2022 Author Share Posted December 8, 2022 8 hours ago, busabeast said: It is I agree but she still doesn't need to keep going on the way she does, she isn't too bad when I'm home, when it's just me and skye she's no problem whatsoever, and it's literally all to do with how she speaks to her, she's constantly saying she's sick of being ignored by her and doesn't like it when I say we'll talk to me like that and I will ignore you too so buck ya ideas up and be the adult and change tack instead of just banging your head against a wall. She can't get her head around she's a 2 year old.... its all don't do that or you have to do something how she says where I just let her be herself and if she does something naughty I explain to her why she's in trouble but the wife seems unable to do that and just says my way is moddy coddling her. Sounds very frustrating. Counselling can be expensive, there is a cheaper alternative, duct tape. Tape the annoying person to a chair outside and shut the door, works every time. Also works for snoring, duct tape across the mouth, viola miracle cure. A strip of duct tape in their hair, after some shouting everything is quiet for ages while they try to get it out. You can duct tape the door handles so they can't get in. Duct tape the car doors shut with them inside so they can't get out. Honestly the creative solutions duct tape can provide are endless. Duct tape the true cure-all. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Sounds very frustrating. Counselling can be expensive, there is a cheaper alternative, duct tape. Tape the annoying person to a chair outside and shut the door, works every time. Also works for snoring, duct tape across the mouth, viola miracle cure. A strip of duct tape in their hair, after some shouting everything is quiet for ages while they try to get it out. You can duct tape the door handles so they can't get in. Duct tape the car doors shut with them inside so they can't get out. Honestly the creative solutions duct tape can provide are endless. Duct tape the true cure-all. Can do all that with 1 good sized zip tie round the neck. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Buckster said: All joking aside, she sounds like she is suffering from depression, probably a good time to find outside help, maybe a support group for mums with toddlers or counselling. Or just a good slap 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 11 hours ago, busabeast said: She had counselling a few years ago because of her childhood and whatnot, I've tried saying it but I'm a cunt for suggesting it to her, I think she needs a mental hospital You want someone from here to ring her and tell her to seek an expert? I’ll do it, apparently I sound like Borat to some brits. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 19, 2022 Author Share Posted December 19, 2022 Delayed UBI, don’t know wtf I’ve done to my neck but it’s not happy. Woke me up multiple times, might have to move into old people territory and start taking painkillers before I go to sleep 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 On 08/12/2022 at 18:05, Catteeclan said: Can do all that with 1 good sized zip tie round the neck. zip ties one of life's good inventions 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 I'm quite proud of myself. Woke up at 5am, busting for a pee, but managed to stay in bed until nearly 7am before I had to leg it to the bog! That was very nearly an entire night when I didn’t have to get up during the night for a pee! Gotta be some kind of record! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Tango said: I'm quite proud of myself. Woke up at 5am, busting for a pee, but managed to stay in bed until nearly 7am before I had to leg it to the bog! That was very nearly an entire night when I didn’t have to get up during the night for a pee! Gotta be some kind of record! be ok till you wet the bed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 16 hours ago, Tango said: I'm quite proud of myself. Woke up at 5am, busting for a pee, but managed to stay in bed until nearly 7am before I had to leg it to the bog! That was very nearly an entire night when I didn’t have to get up during the night for a pee! Gotta be some kind of record! Have you tried having electrolytes in your last glass of water? Just plain ones. Same as some people retain too much sodium some people retain too little, and for some it's self imposed by concerns about blood pressure and the old (incorrect) advice about drinking at least 4 pints of water a day, the bodies reaction is to get rid of the excess fluid to keep the electrolyte balance correct. Quite a few night time pee'rs find it a good solution. https://eletewater.co.uk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Have you tried having electricity in your last glass of water? Just plain ones. Same as some people retain too much sodium some people retain too little, and for some it's self imposed by concerns about blood pressure and the old (incorrect) advice about drinking at least 4 pints of water a day, the bodies reaction is to get rid of the excess fluid to keep the electrolyte balance correct. Quite a few night time pee'rs find it a good solution. https://eletewater.co.uk Could be fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Bloody phantom leg pains have won this morning, had to get up now and take some pain killers. I fear there may be some clock watching until i drop off again. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 08/12/2022 at 18:05, Catteeclan said: Can do all that with 1 good sized zip tie round the neck. yes one of life's better inventions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 5, 2023 Author Share Posted February 5, 2023 13 hours ago, boboneleg said: Bloody phantom leg pains have won this morning, had to get up now and take some pain killers. I fear there may be some clock watching until i drop off again. Did you get some sleep in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 34 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Did you get some sleep in the end? Two hours. I decided to ignore the pain by changing a tyre this morning. Pain is gone now, I’ve got fingers crossed for tonight 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: Two hours. I decided to ignore the pain by changing a tyre this morning. Pain is gone now, I’ve got fingers crossed for tonight Change another tire if it works! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 5, 2023 Author Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, boboneleg said: Two hours. I decided to ignore the pain by changing a tyre this morning. Pain is gone now, I’ve got fingers crossed for tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 18 hours ago, boboneleg said: Two hours. I decided to ignore the pain by changing a tyre this morning. Pain is gone now, I’ve got fingers crossed for tonight I fitted a mousse in a front tyre for one of the TRF guys yesterday, fuck me it was hard, took the both of us to get it in, bloody tyre felt like it had about 30 PSI in after we fitted it , im still not convinced it was the correct size even though he said it was. Now you'd sleep after fitting that one LOL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 17 hours ago, boboneleg said: Bloody phantom leg pains have won this morning, had to get up now and take some pain killers. I fear there may be some clock watching until i drop off again. Phantom leg? Does it hover over your bed going “woooohoooooooooo”? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, Buckster said: Phantom leg? Does it hover over your bed going “woooohoooooooooo”? That’s the rolling stones leg syndrome 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: I fitted a mouse in a front tyre for one of the TRF guys yesterday, fuck me it was hard, took the both of us to get it in, bloody tyre felt like it had about 30 PSI in after we fitted it , im still not convinced it was the correct size even though he said it was. Now you'd sleep after fitting that one LOL Was it dead or alive? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Slept like a lg last night and no pain killers or cider were involved 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 6, 2023 Author Share Posted February 6, 2023 37 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Slept like a lg last night and no pain killers or cider were involved Excellent news. So all it takes is skipping a nights sleep and being so tired you then sleep through, easy peasy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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