boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: This is how fucked up my algorithms are. Both of these ads are on the same page. They’ve got me with one foot heading towards the boudoir and the other towards the grave Lol, I had the mobility scooter as well, I think the 'enablement centre' may be selling my details 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, boboneleg said: Lol, I had the mobility scooter as well, I think the 'enablement centre' may be selling my details Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. Where's the fucking angry emoji 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Mum said she wasnt hungry, so i cooked a rib eye steak, guess who was suddenly hungry. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. Its actulaly pretty cool i can look up x-rays and check on mums blood test results online 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 21 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Yeh well I'm not googling that Mr FeckinWizardSleeves I'll ask Mr Slowly when he gets back from the pub. On second thoughts I won't cos post pub he'll probably insist on showing me just look at his browsing history... it'll be there . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Six30 said: just look at his browsing history... it'll be there . I have heard of it enough to know not to look it up. I'm pretty sure he's told me about it before but you know how it is when you're other half starts talking sometimes, you're nodding away and haven't heard a thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I have heard of it enough to know not to look it up. I'm pretty sure he's told me about it before but you know how it is when you're other half starts talking sometimes, you're nodding away and haven't heard a thing i wouldn't tell my mrs i knew of such a place... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, Six30 said: i wouldn't tell my mrs i knew of such a place... He tells me everything.. whether I want to know or not Also he's no amateur his browsing history isn't saved 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: He tells me everything.. whether I want to know or not Also he's no amateur his browsing history isn't saved you looked ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Just now, Six30 said: you looked ? Hell no. I'm tempted though. I just can't quite remember how to switch on private browsing on this laptop. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Hello anyone there?.... nope you're all on xhamster aren't you Right I'm going to go n make pizza. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it What the hell goes on in your mind....where did that come from? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, busabeast said: What the hell goes on in your mind....where did that come from? I looked up Xhamster it was on the front page 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I looked up Xhamster it was on the front page clear your history...sharpish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Six30 said: clear your history...sharpish Why? What happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Why? What happens? your address is sent to dago midgets ..... the deformed ones with massive fists 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 I'm busy for a couple of hours and this place goes to shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it Jesus christ, what the hell have you been looking at. There can't be an Tory MP's involved if there was a women in it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 I was studying this one time... On the pass history of early humans and I was trying to find a cave where bones were found... And this link popped up of a Italian milf with a cavernous vagina...I'm not sure.. But i could have messed up the the typing... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 26 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Jesus christ, what the hell have you been looking at. There can't be an Tory MP's involved if there was a women in it I looked up Xhamster, it was on the front page. And their font page is fully animated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 14 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I looked up Xhamster, it was on the front page. And their font page is fully animated Well they do say whilst the male is away......the female will play so.....how did it go 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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