Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 18:44, boboneleg said: Lol, I had the mobility scooter as well, I think the 'enablement centre' may be selling my details Expand Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 18:47, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. Expand Where's the fucking angry emoji 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Mum said she wasnt hungry, so i cooked a rib eye steak, guess who was suddenly hungry. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 18:47, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. Expand Its actulaly pretty cool i can look up x-rays and check on mums blood test results online 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted November 19, 2022 Author Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 18:47, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Very soon all our NHS records will be held by an American company backed by Trump. They aren’t even going to give you an option to opt out. They’re saying don’t worry it will all be encrypted What could possibly go wrong. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 18:39, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Yeh well I'm not googling that Mr FeckinWizardSleeves I'll ask Mr Slowly when he gets back from the pub. On second thoughts I won't cos post pub he'll probably insist on showing me Expand just look at his browsing history... it'll be there . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:01, Six30 said: just look at his browsing history... it'll be there . Expand I have heard of it enough to know not to look it up. I'm pretty sure he's told me about it before but you know how it is when you're other half starts talking sometimes, you're nodding away and haven't heard a thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:05, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I have heard of it enough to know not to look it up. I'm pretty sure he's told me about it before but you know how it is when you're other half starts talking sometimes, you're nodding away and haven't heard a thing Expand i wouldn't tell my mrs i knew of such a place... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:08, Six30 said: i wouldn't tell my mrs i knew of such a place... Expand He tells me everything.. whether I want to know or not Also he's no amateur his browsing history isn't saved 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:10, Slowlycatchymonkey said: He tells me everything.. whether I want to know or not Also he's no amateur his browsing history isn't saved Expand you looked ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:13, Six30 said: you looked ? Expand Hell no. I'm tempted though. I just can't quite remember how to switch on private browsing on this laptop. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Hello anyone there?.... nope you're all on xhamster aren't you Right I'm going to go n make pizza. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:22, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it Expand What the hell goes on in your mind....where did that come from? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:22, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it Expand 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:39, busabeast said: What the hell goes on in your mind....where did that come from? Expand I looked up Xhamster it was on the front page 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:42, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I looked up Xhamster it was on the front page Expand clear your history...sharpish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:48, Six30 said: clear your history...sharpish Expand Why? What happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:53, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Why? What happens? Expand your address is sent to dago midgets ..... the deformed ones with massive fists 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 I'm busy for a couple of hours and this place goes to shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 19:22, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Jeezus how can it possibly be appealing for a woman to have a whole hand up to the wrist inside her? "Hi honey, my vag is cavernous, fancy some fun?" I just can't see it. and now I just can't unsee it Expand Jesus christ, what the hell have you been looking at. There can't be an Tory MP's involved if there was a women in it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 21:24, boboneleg said: Jesus christ, what the hell have you been looking at. There can't be an Tory MP's involved if there was a women in it Expand I looked up Xhamster, it was on the front page. And their font page is fully animated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 21:52, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I looked up Xhamster, it was on the front page. And their font page is fully animated Expand Well they do say whilst the male is away......the female will play so.....how did it go 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 22:08, busabeast said: Well they do say whilst the male is away......the female will play so.....how did it go Expand For the .1 of a second it was on the screen I thought ouch, bet she won't have any trouble giving birth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 22:11, Slowlycatchymonkey said: For the .1 of a second it was on the screen I thought ouch, bet she won't have any trouble giving birth Expand And for the next half hour it was on the screen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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