Dog House

[Sir Fallsalot]

8 hours ago, Catteeclan said:

Used to, I still ain't touching it. Have to get out of the house when she's cooking it.
And don't get me started on fuckin garlic

You and me both 

[busabeast]

4 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I chucked out the food rules long ago when I woke up at 5am once and fancied a pie.

I’m sure it’s healthier for you to eat what you fancy when you fancy it. 

Well unless it’s the persons a heffalump

But what constitutes a heffalump....I mean according to the Dr the other day im considered obese on the bmi but she looked at me and just said err no you're just a rugby player.....

[Marcel le Moose Fondler]

Would you believe I have never eaten in a Indian restaurant or had currie....I'll have to get me some currie spice and try that when I cook up a baby seal..

[boboneleg]

2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Sounds like it’s just as well your wife came along

Absolutely

[Tango]

Another thing is that my dad couldn't cook anything other than a fry-up. My mum is amazed that me and my brother are the main cooks in our households and are willing to try cooking allsorts of different meals. Mum says that my dad liked the idea of being able to cook, but just didn't!  

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

2 hours ago, Tango said:

Another thing is that my dad couldn't cook anything other than a fry-up. My mum is amazed that me and my brother are the main cooks in our households and are willing to try cooking allsorts of different meals. Mum says that my dad liked the idea of being able to cook, but just didn't!  

Different generation isn’t it.

My dad rarely cooked anything other than the odd tasty morsel he brought home for himself and then my mum up n left which after a lifetime of being clueless in the kitchen has led him to experimental delights such as chicken breast with mustard and marmalade or his “superb” coronation chicken which he insists better than the real thing even though its a teaspoon of mustard in some mayonnaise

After having dinner at mine once he looked at my mother and said quite sincerely “I would have been a lot nicer to it if I’d of known it could cook like this” and they guffawed in that colluding way that makes you feel like crap.

He’s not a nice person when they’re together! I pretty much stopped cooking for them after that (other than Christmas and his birthday when my mum wasn’t around). 

But I love cooking for my own family. It really floats my boat knowing what their likes and dislikes are and producing something that hits the spot and everyone goes quiet apart from the occasional “mmm” noise. 

[Clive]

We are very conventional in what we eat, my wife does not like curry of Chinese or Indian food, but she will buy me a Indian (ready) meal from Asda, then complain that evening that i stink  

I can cook a Sunday meal.  

Potatoes at 1pm.

Veg at 1.10pm

Joint at 1.20pm

And Yorkshire puddings either burnt or underdone.

My timing is crap.