Cupid Stunt Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 Taken me forever to figure out a simple hypotenuse calculator, yeay yeah I know Pythagoras theorum but on surveys I'm not able to measure the upright length just the width from the ground and the angle in degrees of the roof by placing my digital spirit level on a rafter My first spreadsheet formula was flawed and I was buggered if I could figure out the issue hypotenuse = width/cos(angle), eventually I realised that spreadsheets need radians not angles in degrees, then it hit me after and hour or two of playing with the functions "DEGREES" and "COS" etc that maybe there's a RADIANS function, and there is, formula is now hypotenuse = Width/COS(RADIANS(angle)) et viola, it works Now to scrub all the chalk markings off the living room wall before the Mrs see's them 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sir Fallsalot Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 21 minutes ago, Cupid Stunt said: Taken me forever to figure out a simple hypotenuse calculator, yeay yeah I know Pythagoras theorum but on surveys I'm not able to measure the upright length just the width from the ground and the angle in degrees of the roof by placing my digital spirit level on a rafter My first spreadsheet formula was flawed and I was buggered if I could figure out the issue hypotenuse = width/cos(angle), eventually I realised that spreadsheets need radians not angles in degrees, then it hit me after and hour or two of playing with the functions "DEGREES" and "COS" etc that maybe there's a RADIANS function, and there is, formula is now hypotenuse = COS(RADIANS(angle)) et viola, it works Now to scrub all the chalk markings off the living room wall before the Mrs see's them I know exactly what you mean 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupid Stunt Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 It's simple Bob, with that formula you can calculate how long a wooden leg needs to be to sit on comfortably whilst stuck up your arse 4 inches and leant at an angle of 70 degrees 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 Cosines/sines/tangents.....I remember doing all that shit for O Levels Maths in 1970. Can't remember any of it though......but I must have known enough back then to pass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 4 hours ago, XTreme said: Cosines/sines/tangents.....I remember doing all that shit for O Levels Maths in 1970. Can't remember any of it though......but I must have known enough back then to pass. +1 , I walked out of the door at school and forgot all that . Don't get me started on algebra, who the f*ck uses that ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 Sorry, I have to do it. It's voilà! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 7 hours ago, Cupid Stunt said: It's simple Bob, with that formula you can calculate how long a wooden leg needs to be to sit on comfortably whilst stuck up your arse 4 inches and leant at an angle of 70 degrees Well you are right, Bob is the one to ask about wooden legs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Buckster said: Well you are right, Bob is the one to ask about wooden legs. Word on the street is Pedro is getting wood from men now so he might be the one to ask 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, Buckster said: Well you are right, Bob is the one to ask about wooden legs. Incorrect, I've never had wooden leg and my current item is carbon fibre and titanium . Thank you for your concern 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 1 minute ago, boboneleg said: Incorrect, I've never had wooden leg and my current item is carbon fibre and titanium . Thank you for your concern 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 30 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Incorrect, I've never had wooden leg and my current item is carbon fibre and titanium . Thank you for your concern You be careful. If the local scrotes are prepared to jack up a car and cut its catalytic converter off in broad daylight for a few quid, never ever fall asleep outdoors. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 1 hour ago, yen_powell said: You be careful. If the local scrotes are prepared to jack up a car and cut its catalytic converter off in broad daylight for a few quid, never ever fall asleep outdoors. You had you rchance to run off with it about 15 years ago, if nothing else it proves that you're not a wrong 'un 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Word on the street is Pedro is getting wood from men now so he might be the one to ask I have only got one man for wood, same guy for years. Who do you think I am? How rude! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Pedro said: I have only got one man for wood, same guy for years. Who do you think I am? How rude! We know, he’s Moroccan and likes eighties music and fat lads on BMW’s. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 12 hours ago, Buckster said: We know, he’s Moroccan and likes eighties music and fat lads on BMW’s. Jealousy is very ugly displayed that way 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupid Stunt Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 Happens every time someone creates a thread about calculating the hypotenuse it ends up being about Pedro wanking off over men. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cupid Stunt said: Happens every time someone creates a thread about calculating the hypotenuse it ends up being about Pedro wanking off over men. You'd think he'd have grown out of that by now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: You'd think he'd have grown out of that by now! Yebbut, free wood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, XTreme said: You'd think he'd have grown out of that by now! So that’s a legit thing men grow out of is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Yebbut, free wood The things that Pedro is prepared to do just to get wood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: So that’s a legit thing men grow out of is it? No but it’s the real reason Pete left the UK 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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