Buddy of mine bought a money pit

[Sir Fallsalot]

  On 19/02/2023 at 15:03, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

In your dreams

She ended up marrying a Scottish Lord, he was 20 years older than her, sleazy old fart with breath like rotting cabbage. 

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Sounds like the only thing you needed to be in her "league" was a large bank balance 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 19/02/2023 at 15:32, Sir Fallsalot said:

Sounds like the only thing you needed to be in her "league" was a large bank balance 

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Money didn’t really float her boat, her longest serving boyfriend was a poorly paid sign painter. The old farts tenure was down to Daddy abandonment issues.

[Sir Fallsalot]

  On 19/02/2023 at 15:40, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Money didn’t really float her boat, her longest serving boyfriend was a poorly paid sign painter. The old farts tenure was down to Daddy abandonment issues.

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She was a good looking girl what happened to her 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

  On 19/02/2023 at 15:42, Sir Fallsalot said:

She was a good looking girl what happened to her 

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She was and a killer bod to go with it. Stroked out big styley last year at 53 years old. Not able to speak or move, essentially locked in being tube fed, family refusing all contact. It’s usually an awful protracted demise until eventually a chest infection or similar finishes them off but that can take years.

She’d fucking hate it, she was quite an irrepressible force of nature, bright and always firing away on all cylinders, I know for certain she’d rather be gone. 

You never know she might recover a bit, but it would take many years.