XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 09:38, XTreme said: Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? Expand It's a result of all that super tight flared jean wearing in the 70s. Your groins never gained the strength to hold your internal jibbly bits in as previous generations did. When all the pensioners switched to the elasticated tracksuit bottoms something was bound to give. That'll be 20 Euros for my medical diagnosis, you can claim that back on your medical insurance. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 09:38, XTreme said: Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? Expand Iād be more concerned about having hunting out guys with inguinal hernias as a pastime. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 10:06, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Iād be more concerned about having hunting out guys with inguinal hernias as a pastime. Expand I'm not hunting them out.....I just happened to mention my situation and they volunteered the information. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 09:38, XTreme said: Since being diagnosed a week ago I've now found 11 guys either with hernias or just had them done.....all in the 50-70 age group! Is there a fucking Hernia Pandemic going on? And why now? You gotta wonder if there's some weakness caused by Covid and/or the vaccines, cos I'm pretty sure all of the bunch have had one or the other, or both? What you reckon? Is this something for @zzzak to investigate? Expand Are they all in your peer group by any chance? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 10:07, Buckster said: Are they all in your peer group by any chance? Expand Not just in this town.....a number of them are clients. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 All old enough to be falling apart and not fit enough to withstand the force of their own coughsā¦ perhaps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 10:40, Marcel said: Have any of them met up with you at those abandoned villages .? Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 10:40, Marcel said: Have any of them met up with you at those abandoned villages .? Expand Itās some sort of dago midget bummer club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 10:07, XTreme said: I'm not hunting them out.....I just happened to mention my situation and they volunteered the information. Expand You should form a club. A club tie would be good, no, actually a club truss would be better. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Down to a non-exitstant exercise regime imo Lazy fecker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 15:12, boboneleg said: Down to a non-exitstant exercise regime imo Lazy fecker Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Males are born with the groin weakness to allow the spuds to drop into the satchel at the right time. That weakness doesn't go away apparently.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 On 22/03/2023 at 10:01, yen_powell said: It's a result of all that super tight flared jean wearing in the 70s. Your groins never gained the strength to hold your internal jibbly bits in as previous generations did. When all the pensioners switched to the elasticated tracksuit bottoms something was bound to give. That'll be 20 Euros for my medical diagnosis, you can claim that back on your medical insurance. Expand that's fashion for you it's ok till it all goes wrong and sometimes it can become expensive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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