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Saul

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I can't fucking believe it I managed to fall over again the second time in less than a week.  I fell down steps on Monday, last night I fell over in the carpark at work.  Slipped on a mud in the dark and went down doing the splits.  I felt a crack in my leg and now I have pulled my hamstring.  I'm fucking falling to pieces.  Got sent home because it was to painful to drive for the next 10 hours.  Luckily I work with medics so mine last  night sorted me out.    Now I am a clumsy cunt I will admit but twice in a week is more than that so those fucking Clarkes shoes are going in the bin.   Slippery bastards. ☹️ Frustrating as I am going to be laid up for my rest days and can't do what I do normally.  Now on painkillers, and my leg is glowing with Ibuprofen gel and deep heat.  Stinking 🤣   I will resist spamming this place although I have fuck all else I can do.   🙄

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6 minutes ago, Saul said:

I can't fucking believe it I managed to fall over again the second time in less than a week.  I fell down steps on Monday, last night I fell over in the carpark at work.  Slipped on a mud in the dark and went down doing the splits.  I felt a crack in my leg and now I have pulled my hamstring.  I'm fucking falling to pieces.  Got sent home because it was to painful to drive for the next 10 hours.  Luckily I work with medics so mine last  night sorted me out.    Now I am a clumsy cunt I will admit but twice in a week is more than that so those fucking Clarkes shoes are going in the bin.   Slippery bastards. ☹️ Frustrating as I am going to be laid up for my rest days and can't do what I do normally.  Now on painkillers, and my leg is glowing with Ibuprofen gel and deep heat.  Stinking 🤣   I will resist spamming this place although I have fuck all else I can do.   🙄

You're lucky you didn't break anything Saul.

Unfortunately, recovery takes a lot longer the older we get.

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I know mate, I thought when I felt my leg crack I had, but luckily for me it wasn’t that bad.  Getting old and brittle sucks.   

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I've been over on my arse/back twice in the last year. Once it was winter and due to slippery footwear and shiny wet york stone paving. The other time I was bare foot and slipped on shiny wet concrete paving after getting out of a swimming pool on a blazing hot day. I seem to manage falling over at both extremes of weather.

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

You see, Clarks shoes have never been any good since they stopped making them in Somerest :classic_mellow:

They are made in the BMW factory in China now.

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10 hours ago, Saul said:

I can't fucking believe it I managed to fall over again the second time in less than a week.  I fell down steps on Monday, last night I fell over in the carpark at work.  Slipped on a mud in the dark and went down doing the splits.  I felt a crack in my leg and now I have pulled my hamstring.  I'm fucking falling to pieces.  Got sent home because it was to painful to drive for the next 10 hours.  Luckily I work with medics so mine last  night sorted me out.    Now I am a clumsy cunt I will admit but twice in a week is more than that so those fucking Clarkes shoes are going in the bin.   Slippery bastards. ☹️ Frustrating as I am going to be laid up for my rest days and can't do what I do normally.  Now on painkillers, and my leg is glowing with Ibuprofen gel and deep heat.  Stinking 🤣   I will resist spamming this place although I have fuck all else I can do.   🙄

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12 hours ago, Six30 said:

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Fucking feels like that at the moment, my Mrs offered to get me a stick to use, I told her the only need I had for a stick was to throw at her.  Piss taking cow.  

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3 hours ago, busabeast said:

Bunch of doddery old cunts, I never fall over unless I've got shitfaced

Your time will come.  🤪😘

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1 minute ago, busabeast said:

Not if I can help it, if I can help it I'll expire when I'm about 59 I don't want to be a doddery old cunt

You are already so old you are scared to tune your bike. Boring old cunt!

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3 minutes ago, Buckster said:

You are already so old you are scared to tune your bike. Boring old cunt!

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I'm not scared to tune it in the slightest, it just doesn't need it, just because you could tune yours till the cows came home and it still wouldn't worry a 30mph speed limit doesn't mean the same for mine

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1 minute ago, busabeast said:

I'm not scared to tune it in the slightest, it just doesn't need it, just because you could tune yours till the cows came home and it still wouldn't worry a 30mph speed limit doesn't mean the same for mine

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57 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Not if I can help it, if I can help it I'll expire when I'm about 59 I don't want to be a doddery old cunt

Nobody wants to be a doddery old cunt but unless you shuffle off this mortal coil its coming. 😉  Just out of interest how old are you now that you have given up playing.  I made it to 42 before I got to brittle.  😪

I'm 58 in 6 months, I am sorting of hoping I make it past 59 although I know there are no guarantees.  If for no other reason to get some use out of my Honda.  🤣

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