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1 minute ago, boboneleg said:

We use it when we're trail riding in the area but usually it's full of hard gay ass Harley riders

They must of seen me coming and fucked off sharpish … I’d of messed em all up 

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24 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Got my own shower and toilet behind pod not far to walk to but I forgot my sliders , to much of an effort putting trainers on , … so I’ve been pissing in an Oasis bottle in the night 

Oasis bottle.. the one with the tiny bottle opening.

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1 minute ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Oasis bottle.. the one with the tiny bottle opening.

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I did get a fair bit over the floor to be honest 

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23 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Took my pushbike as well and had to take own bedding for hut 

Take your fucking bicycle? This gets worse!

I'll put my hand up to namby-pamby motorcycling at times........but this really raises the bar to a level of pitiful that I doubt anybody else will ever reach!

You've got 2 decent bikes to choose from......just jump on one, rucksack on your back, and ride it FFS! Stop at the end of the day and check into a hotel wherever you happen to be!

Instead, you put your bike and fucking bicycle in a van and drive to the Peak District to kip in a garden shed and piss in a bottle!

I don't know about you lot, but this shit right here is more than enough to guarantee him TOTY 2023.

There's no way even @Marcel can match this shit!

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I've sometimes come across similar places to sleep when on the bike, and felt tempted specially in the off season when camping locations are mostly deserted and quiet. Never really worked out though as when I did see them it was always very early to stop. I usually also don't carry towels or stuff like that, might start as that sort of place makes for a great night's sleep. 

Lots of mosquitoes up there or not really? All the sleeping in cabins I've ever done was plagged with mosquitoes.

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If you’re considering a travel towel I can heartily recommend a Turkish towel like these. They’re like a large thin tea towel so they pack down into nothing and dry fast. Unlike those microfibre jobbies that aren’t big enough or don’t dry you well enough. 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Large-Turkish-Peshtemal-Bath-Towel/dp/B07MV5Y65R/ref=sr_1_8?crid=VDBRSUXW8XAU&keywords=Turkish+towel&qid=1684964425&sprefix=turkish+towel%2Caps%2C135&sr=8-8

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6 minutes ago, XTreme said:

You're camping?

Was that garden shed fully booked?

Variety is the spice of life old chap 

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29 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I thought you were a Hotel man?

 not sleeping in a tent , sleeping in the van.. just a few nights away …

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