zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Got it off an 80 something year old gent for €1800, it's in excellent condition, serviced every 7-8000k's, oil was clean, exhaust was dry as a desert, new windscreen, battery, just the thing to partner with the Katie. My old 4WD is for sale, should make a small profit on it as well, had it 5 years but don't need a 3.8L gas guzzler with the price of fuel being what it is, the Nissan gets almost twice the mileage and has an electric sunroof, roll on summer. The old and the new and the sunroof, being in a semi desert the cars are rust free. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Who is that fat old cunt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, Buckster said: Who is that fat old cunt? The 86 year old, what will you look like at that age. He's Northern Irish just like you, and he lived in Wales but came to his senses and moved here. Both vehicles are Made in Japan, they just go on forever, I bought a new T5 2.5 TDI once, what a fucking disappointment, was fucked after 100,000k. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 5 minutes ago, zzzak said: The 86 year old, what will you look like at that age. He's Northern Irish just like you, and he lived in Wales but came to his senses and moved here. I’m not northern Irish, are you sure that’s not you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, Buckster said: I’m not northern Irish, are you sure that’s not you? Ian Buckley sounds Novern Oirish, anyway I'm a svelte 70 year old who looks about 50, weighing in at 84k. Pre 2016 I was 78, these days I look so good that I had a 15 year old schoolgirl passenger on my bus tell one of the other kids that she had a crush on me. Holy hell, that was scary, in this TikTok age you never know what they might do. She was my height at 15, what did her dad look like. And she's quite cute but I'm not a nonce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 11 minutes ago, Buckster said: I’m not northern Irish, are you sure that’s not you? I told you that my 5x great grandfather was born in Edinburgh, I'm a Scot all the way but NZ born. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 5 minutes ago, zzzak said: I told you that my 5x great grandfather was born in Edinburgh, I'm a Scot all the way but NZ born. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Ok zzzak...let's see a pic..of you...challenge sent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 It gets better, around 1890 there was a mass exodus of Scots to the bottom of the South Island of NZ, Invercargill was the place, my Great Grandfather, who I met as a wee bairn, was from John O' Groats, when my eldest brother went there in the 70's for a look his comment to me was that he could see why he fucked off. I think my brother has a photo of him, I'll ask. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Marcel said: Ok zzzak...let's see a pic..of you...challenge sent... Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 I'll take a pic of the bike tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 1 minute ago, zzzak said: Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. I don’t know, looks like a nonce to me, drives a school bus and talks about his cute 15 year old crush. I think we will be seeing this picture on a stranger danger website soon enough. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Buckster said: I don’t know, looks like a nonce to me, drives a school bus and talks about his cute 15 year old crush. I think we will be seeing this picture on a stranger danger website soon enough. I was the crush, she was the one who had it, I respect young girls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, zzzak said: Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. Definitely wack off that scruffy looking beard....why do you insist growing a gray beard is beyond me...it would make you look 20 years younger.....unlike me ...due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, Marcel said: due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... No sign of anything on the top of your head! Or inside come to think of it! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: No sign of anything on the top of your head! Or inside come to think of it! I'M what you will all look like in a thousand years...were slowly evolving hair out of the picture... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 44 minutes ago, Marcel said: Definitely wack off that scruffy looking beard....why do you insist growing a gray beard is beyond me...it would make you look 20 years younger.....unlike me ...due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... I have done, its now quite tidy, I had it that long 47 minutes ago, Marcel said: Definitely wack off that scruffy looking beard....why do you insist growing a gray beard is beyond me...it would make you look 20 years younger.....unlike me ...due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... Done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 1 hour ago, zzzak said: Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. You definitely look like a fifty year old, one who looks like an 80 year old. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 Your so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 3 minutes ago, zzzak said: I have done, its now quite tidy, I had it that long Done. Well that's definitely better...not has good looking has myself but a big improvement... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Marcel said: Well that's definitely better...not has good looking has myself but a big improvement... Nice Extend a Neck™ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 Buckys turn methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 While we are showing what we look like now :- Pretty good for a 70 year old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 Just now, Renegade said: While we are showing what we look like now :- Pretty good for a 70 year old. Were you a villain on The Bill ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, Renegade said: While we are showing what we look like now :- Pretty good for a 70 year old. Superior Swansea genetics at 69! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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