zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Got it off an 80 something year old gent for €1800, it's in excellent condition, serviced every 7-8000k's, oil was clean, exhaust was dry as a desert, new windscreen, battery, just the thing to partner with the Katie. My old 4WD is for sale, should make a small profit on it as well, had it 5 years but don't need a 3.8L gas guzzler with the price of fuel being what it is, the Nissan gets almost twice the mileage and has an electric sunroof, roll on summer. The old and the new and the sunroof, being in a semi desert the cars are rust free. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Who is that fat old cunt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 08:52, Buckster said: Who is that fat old cunt? Expand The 86 year old, what will you look like at that age. He's Northern Irish just like you, and he lived in Wales but came to his senses and moved here. Both vehicles are Made in Japan, they just go on forever, I bought a new T5 2.5 TDI once, what a fucking disappointment, was fucked after 100,000k. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 08:54, zzzak said: The 86 year old, what will you look like at that age. He's Northern Irish just like you, and he lived in Wales but came to his senses and moved here. Expand I’m not northern Irish, are you sure that’s not you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:01, Buckster said: I’m not northern Irish, are you sure that’s not you? Expand Ian Buckley sounds Novern Oirish, anyway I'm a svelte 70 year old who looks about 50, weighing in at 84k. Pre 2016 I was 78, these days I look so good that I had a 15 year old schoolgirl passenger on my bus tell one of the other kids that she had a crush on me. Holy hell, that was scary, in this TikTok age you never know what they might do. She was my height at 15, what did her dad look like. And she's quite cute but I'm not a nonce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:01, Buckster said: I’m not northern Irish, are you sure that’s not you? Expand I told you that my 5x great grandfather was born in Edinburgh, I'm a Scot all the way but NZ born. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:14, zzzak said: I told you that my 5x great grandfather was born in Edinburgh, I'm a Scot all the way but NZ born. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 It gets better, around 1890 there was a mass exodus of Scots to the bottom of the South Island of NZ, Invercargill was the place, my Great Grandfather, who I met as a wee bairn, was from John O' Groats, when my eldest brother went there in the 70's for a look his comment to me was that he could see why he fucked off. I think my brother has a photo of him, I'll ask. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:26, Marcel said: Ok zzzak...let's see a pic..of you...challenge sent... Expand Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 I'll take a pic of the bike tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:30, zzzak said: Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. Expand I don’t know, looks like a nonce to me, drives a school bus and talks about his cute 15 year old crush. I think we will be seeing this picture on a stranger danger website soon enough. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:33, Buckster said: I don’t know, looks like a nonce to me, drives a school bus and talks about his cute 15 year old crush. I think we will be seeing this picture on a stranger danger website soon enough. Expand I was the crush, she was the one who had it, I respect young girls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:42, Marcel said: due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... Expand No sign of anything on the top of your head! Or inside come to think of it! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:42, Marcel said: Definitely wack off that scruffy looking beard....why do you insist growing a gray beard is beyond me...it would make you look 20 years younger.....unlike me ...due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... Expand I have done, its now quite tidy, I had it that long On 31/05/2023 at 09:42, Marcel said: Definitely wack off that scruffy looking beard....why do you insist growing a gray beard is beyond me...it would make you look 20 years younger.....unlike me ...due to my slowed aging process I'm still charcoal dark with no sign of gray... Expand Done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 09:30, zzzak said: Accepted, I have trimmed the beard back recently, that's me in the bus. Expand You definitely look like a fifty year old, one who looks like an 80 year old. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 Your so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 10:36, Marcel said: Well that's definitely better...not has good looking has myself but a big improvement... Expand Nice Extend a Neck™ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 Buckys turn methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 While we are showing what we look like now :- Pretty good for a 70 year old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzak Posted May 31, 2023 Author Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 10:39, Renegade said: While we are showing what we look like now :- Pretty good for a 70 year old. Expand Were you a villain on The Bill ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 10:39, Renegade said: While we are showing what we look like now :- Pretty good for a 70 year old. Expand Superior Swansea genetics at 69! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 10:36, Marcel said: Well that's definitely better...not has good looking has myself but a big improvement... Expand You look like an Arai helmet that someone has painted a face on! And gay! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 11:01, XTreme said: Superior Swansea genetics at 69! Expand Looks Chinese. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Bunch of old cunts … the nursing home is looming for the lot of you 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 On 31/05/2023 at 11:04, XTreme said: You look like an Arai helmet that someone has painted a face on! And gay! Expand If he was black , he’d look like a gay Malteser 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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