Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, The Limey Rider said: Can't say I've ever tried kipper, worth a go by the sounds of it.. if the wife let's me cook it Craster kippers if you can get them (Waitrose fish counter, where they still still have fish counters) or M&S do good ones. If you don’t like strongly flavoured quite salty fish they might not be for you. Defo need brown buttered bread to go with cos they’re generally boney buggers! The thicker the fillet the better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 38 minutes ago, The Limey Rider said: Can't say I've ever tried kipper, worth a go by the sounds of it.. if the wife let's me cook it Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 @The Limey Rider ignore Pete he’s had some traumatic experiences. Well as you can tell from the comparing a kipper to fanny 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Limey Rider Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 I'll stick to what I'm cooking now then 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, The Limey Rider said: I'll stick to what I'm cooking now then Very nice! Where in the UK are you from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 3 hours ago, XTreme said: Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day! What he hasn't told is how he knows what a fanny that's been shagged all day smells like..... Sounds like Mr Welsh Spanish honda rider likes the aftermath cream 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, busabeast said: What he hasn't told is how he knows what a fanny that's been shagged all day smells like..... Sounds like Mr Welsh Spanish honda rider likes the aftermath cream Jesus, I can't unsee that image . Feckin uncooth lorry driver ............... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, boboneleg said: Jesus, I can't unsee that image . Feckin uncooth lorry driver ............... Happy to have been of service, but you only say that because you know it has to be true, how else would he know..... Funny you say though as I did spot a picarsehole in 'that' layby I stayed in the other day with an old ginger looking cunt at the wheel so he could well be a dogging specialist and the 'problems' he's experiencing with his picarsehole are all just a ruse to throw us off the scent that he drove here to said layby for its activities... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Limey Rider Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 I fucking love the sense of humour here Also, to @XTreme I'm currently based in fleet, North Hampshire, but I come from Portsmouth 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 25 minutes ago, The Limey Rider said: I fucking love the sense of humour here Also, to @XTreme I'm currently based in fleet, North Hampshire, but I come from Portsmouth Some people don't! We had a guy sign up recently and he left cos somebody used the word "gay" in a sentence! Wasn't politically correct apparently! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Limey Rider Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 I'm army, 50% of my life is being surrounded by dicks in showers... 'gay' is pretty much my life 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 28 minutes ago, The Limey Rider said: 50% of my life is being surrounded by dicks in showers... 'gay' is pretty much my life You can expect grooming PM's from the two Harley GayBoys now! Fucking deviants! This wouldn't be happening if @Six30 had got the Mod gig! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Some people don't! We had a guy sign up recently and he left cos somebody used the word "gay" in a sentence! Wasn't politically correct apparently! Hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 18 minutes ago, XTreme said: You can expect grooming PM's from the two Harley GayBoys now! Fucking deviants! This wouldn't be happening if @Six30 had got the Mod gig! More likely the usual requests for pics from the usual suspects. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 8 hours ago, XTreme said: You can expect grooming PM's from the two Harley GayBoys now! Fucking deviants! This wouldn't be happening if @Six30 had got the Mod gig! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 16 hours ago, XTreme said: Kippers smell like a fanny that's been shagged all day! You should try going first. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 14 minutes ago, Catteeclan said: You should try going first. Going to kippers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 14 hours ago, The Limey Rider said: I fucking love the sense of humour here That's good because we get a lot of peeps who don't get it and disappear straight away. We have a Matron to keep us in check every so often , isn't that right @Slowlycatchymonkey 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: That's good because we get a lot of peeps who don't get it and disappear straight away. We have a Matron to keep us in check every so often , isn't that right @Slowlycatchymonkey If dinosaurs and chimpanzees bred, you could try and civilise them but generally it would be a 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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