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Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses.

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She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid.

She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. 

But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will.

Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama!

But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests!

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I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again!

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses.

1006a-min.jpg.f5fd550b7fea471817b333ecfd321855.jpg

She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid.

She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. 

But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will.

Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama!

But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests!

1006b-min.jpg.5678cb767df0a8b8e37bea9da60968e0.jpg

I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again!

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4 hours ago, XTreme said:

Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses.

1006a-min.jpg.f5fd550b7fea471817b333ecfd321855.jpg

She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid.

She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. 

But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will.

Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama!

But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests!

1006b-min.jpg.5678cb767df0a8b8e37bea9da60968e0.jpg

I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again!

Sad Season 3 GIF by The Office

no it's time to get an xr 250

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On 10/06/2023 at 10:40, XTreme said:

Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses.

1006a-min.jpg.f5fd550b7fea471817b333ecfd321855.jpg

She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid.

She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. 

But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will.

Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama!

But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests!

1006b-min.jpg.5678cb767df0a8b8e37bea9da60968e0.jpg

I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again!

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Easier to get the shit off your foot peg than smeared all over the carpet in the Picasso you tart 

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26 minutes ago, Six30 said:

Easier to get the shit off your foot peg than smeared all over the carpet in the Picasso you tart 

Wife walks it in.....so she cleans it.

And it don't bother me if the car has shit on it.

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