XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses. She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid. She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will. Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama! But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests! I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 09:40, XTreme said: Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses. She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid. She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will. Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama! But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests! I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again! Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 She said there's no point in cleaning it off now cos she's going to get more shit on it later! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 It's like an episode of Steptoe & Son but with a funny accent ............... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 10:05, XTreme said: She said there's no point in cleaning it off now cos she's going to take shit on it later! Expand Typical swansea girl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 09:40, XTreme said: Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses. She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid. She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will. Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama! But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests! I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again! Expand no it's time to get an xr 250 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 10, 2023 Author Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 14:13, skyrider said: no it's time to get an xr 250 Expand We're not living in 1980 Lionel! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 14:28, XTreme said: We're not living in 1980 Lionel! Expand Lionel is 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 No power band? No power full stop is more accurate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 09:40, XTreme said: Car wouldn't start so I had to take the wife over on the bike to feed the horses. She reckoned it was a lot better than what she expected......very smooth and comfortable, with no power band that I can rip into in order to act stupid. She's never forgotten when I scared her to death on the Thundercat back in the 90's. But despite the bike being pretty good, predictably she said it wasn't as nice as Big Bird. However.....Big Bird doesn't get us home! This one will. Incidentally it was the exactly the same time last year that the brakes went on the Beemer outside the horses area! But this is a Honda so no such drama! But there's always a downside! Cos when we got home I found that she'd had horse shit on her boots and it's now smeared all over the pillion footrests! I'm going to have to sell it now.......it'll never be the same again! Expand Easier to get the shit off your foot peg than smeared all over the carpet in the Picasso you tart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 11, 2023 Author Share Posted June 11, 2023 On 11/06/2023 at 15:05, Six30 said: Easier to get the shit off your foot peg than smeared all over the carpet in the Picasso you tart Expand Wife walks it in.....so she cleans it. And it don't bother me if the car has shit on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 On 10/06/2023 at 14:28, XTreme said: We're not living in 1980 Lionel! Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Your bike is horse shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 You will never get rid of the smell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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