XTreme Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Going to be warm here.......but it looks like rain on Sunday! Also got a bit of work to get through.....but I will be out at some point! What about you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 No riding for me . Ersilia and her sister are going to the NEC in Birmingham tomorrow for a gardening show so Paolo and myself will probably be off for a walk tomorrow. Saturday evening I shall try to consume some of these 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 B&M tomorrow morning for rodent food, afternoon watch BSB, in evening watch some shit that my wife has recorded Wanted to go to the Armed Force Weekend in Cleethorpes to see the planes fly over on Sunday, but the parking situation there is very bad, so give that a miss, so BSB again on Sunday. 🏍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Mandi has just suggested we nip over to Beccles on the bikes to do a butchers run. Younger son has invited the family round for a dads day barbe tomorrow. She's getting more confident about distance to a toilet now. MotoGP sprint this afternoon, a catch up on the BSB and F1 quali tonight. MotoGP tomorrow morn, BSB in the afternoon and F1 in the evening with said burnt offerings in there somewhere. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I love Beccles , long time since I’ve been there. Have a pint of Aspalls while you’re there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Catteeclan said: Mandi has just suggested we nip over to Beccles on the bikes to do a butchers run. Younger son has invited the family round for a dads day barbe tomorrow. She's getting more confident about distance to a toilet now. MotoGP sprint this afternoon, a catch up on the BSB and F1 quali tonight. MotoGP tomorrow morn, BSB in the afternoon and F1 in the evening with said burnt offerings in there somewhere. When I was a little more dignified I used to take this type of thing with me so if there are no loos you can pee in a field/behind a hedge but still protect your modesty by wrapping it around your waist. Then I went to the Himalayas where alfresco peeing is totally normal and no-one gives a hoot, I still find a reasonbaly out of view spot though, one doesn't fancy an indecent exposure charge I expect photos from the butchers of fat steaks and thick burgers https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073S5835H/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pd_rd_i=B073S5835H&pd_rd_w=zQHDo&content-id=amzn1.sym.84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_p=84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_r=N65NW79PCTS0R1ZDEXHV&pd_rd_wg=tAz8Z&pd_rd_r=663923f6-928b-41f1-87ce-2239199025aa&s=outdoors&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw&th=1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted June 17, 2023 Author Share Posted June 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: When I was a little more dignified I used to take this type of thing with me so if there are no loos you can pee in a field/behind a hedge but still protect your modesty by wrapping it around your waist. Then I went to the Himalayas where alfresco peeing is totally normal and no-one gives a hoot, I still find a reasonbaly out of view spot though, one doesn't fancy an indecent exposure charge I expect photos from the butchers of fat steaks and thick burgers https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073S5835H/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pd_rd_i=B073S5835H&pd_rd_w=zQHDo&content-id=amzn1.sym.84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_p=84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_r=N65NW79PCTS0R1ZDEXHV&pd_rd_wg=tAz8Z&pd_rd_r=663923f6-928b-41f1-87ce-2239199025aa&s=outdoors&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw&th=1 I was arrested for pissing in the street in 1973. And the arresting officer was Alan Mages the Welsh Rugby International. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 minute ago, XTreme said: I was arrested for pissing in the street in 1973. And the arresting officer was Alan Mages the Welsh Rugby International. We got threathened with arrest at West Brom in the late seventies for pissing against a wall. We sweet talked our way out of it by buying the policeman and policewoman a hot dog each. I was laughing my head off (under my breath) as I handed over their hot dogs as I still had pissy fingers 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Nowadays you can end up on the sex offenders register. A bit much for needing a pee! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: When I was a little more dignified I used to take this type of thing with me so if there are no loos you can pee in a field/behind a hedge but still protect your modesty by wrapping it around your waist. Then I went to the Himalayas where alfresco peeing is totally normal and no-one gives a hoot, I still find a reasonbaly out of view spot though, one doesn't fancy an indecent exposure charge I expect photos from the butchers of fat steaks and thick burgers https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073S5835H/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pd_rd_i=B073S5835H&pd_rd_w=zQHDo&content-id=amzn1.sym.84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_p=84ea1bf1-65a8-4363-b8f5-f0df58cbb686&pf_rd_r=N65NW79PCTS0R1ZDEXHV&pd_rd_wg=tAz8Z&pd_rd_r=663923f6-928b-41f1-87ce-2239199025aa&s=outdoors&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWw&th=1 I wish it was the pee side and I bet she does. It's crohns and colitis for Mandi. 20 burgers and 20 sausages and in a big and already dropped off. Think Mandis going to do some chicken skewers this afternoon for the more adventurous appetites. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Catteeclan said: I wish it was the pee side and I bet she does. It's crohns and colitis for Mandi. 20 burgers and 20 sausages and in a big and already dropped off. Think Mandis going to do some chicken skewers this afternoon for the more adventurous appetites. Crohns really sucks. I'm a coeliac and the occasions I've been given a gluten poisoning from some idiotic restaurant/cafe staff and still had to ride have been truly diabolical. That\s one of the reasons I carry so much stuff on the touring bike, a lot of the time I'd prefer to use my own food rather than risk it. She has my heartfelt sympathies. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I'm loving these sprint races, really made something worth watching on a Saturday afternoon. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Mr Slowly arrives tomorrow HOORAY But buying a flat stuff has happened so we have to leave Thursday BOOOOOO Anyway trying to be positive about it. Lots of good things to look forward to back home.. and this is the end of my second year renting a place in Spain. It's flown by but I know I've been here a few times because I was writing a shopping list and couldn't remember the English word for piñones, the whole list looks like a mishmash of two languages 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Mr Slowly has left Malaga according to stalk my family he's 55 mins away! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 3 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Mr Slowly has left Malaga according to stalk my family he's 55 mins away! So you are going to get some then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Buckster said: So you are going to get some then. Oh dear, my dear, you need to post about it?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 12 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Oh dear, my dear, you need to post about it?! No but @Six30 wants pictures. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Buckster said: No but @Six30 wants pictures. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Don't show him any photos @Slowlycatchymonkey or we'll get the photo of that Gammon with his kecks around his ankles ....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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