Tango Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 54 minutes ago, XTreme said: Just part ex and be done with it! The part ex price was stupid. The salesman was almost too embarrassed to say it and said that I'm best off selling privately. One of Mandy's colleagues suggested selling it through a bike shop, with them taking a percentage, but I've not fully investigated that yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 21, 2023 Author Share Posted August 21, 2023 Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Pollock and before you ask no, no pics! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 15 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Pollock and before you ask no, no pics! Topless painting? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, XTreme said: Topless painting? It’s 2023, a new world! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 21, 2023 Author Share Posted August 21, 2023 Didn’t want to get paint on my bra 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 15 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Didn’t want to get paint on my bra Imagine if your boys had turned up with a few of their mates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Pollock and before you ask no, no pics! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 21, 2023 Author Share Posted August 21, 2023 35 minutes ago, XTreme said: Imagine if your boys had turned up with a few of their mates? Not likely, lazy buggers were lounging around at home not wanting to do the decorating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 42 minutes ago, XTreme said: Imagine if your boys had turned up with a few of their mates? They’d start coming around a lot more often! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 11 hours ago, Pedro said: They’d start coming around a lot more often! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 They are 20 and I’m 50, they’re probably more likely to wonder if it’s Halloween 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 17 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: They are 20 and I’m 50, they’re probably more likely to wonder if it’s Halloween All heading south for the winter is it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Buckster said: All heading south for the winter is it? I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 17 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Pollock and before you ask no, no pics! You realise that @Six30 was just over the road with his telescope 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: They are 20 and I’m 50, they’re probably more likely to wonder if it’s Halloween They’re 20, they would come back. With cookies, or chocolates 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 32 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like! So that’s a yes then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Buckster said: So that’s a yes then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 8 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like! Real is what you probably are. Bugga what anyone else thinks. Everything around the age of 20 has been surgically interfered with. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 28 minutes ago, Catteeclan said: Real is what you probably are. Bugga what anyone else thinks. Everything around the age of 20 has been surgically interfered with. You're absolutly right Dave the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real. I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 1 hour ago, boboneleg said: You're absolutly right Dave the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real. I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off Cut off is the scary part in the new age But surely by 20 most girls are still OEM? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Pedro said: Cut off is the scary part in the new age But surely by 20 most girls are still OEM? Arse, cheeks, boobs and lips. It's sad that they have to try and look like a Kardashian, not a bloke. And yes there are many girls who leave themselves alone and good for them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Catteeclan said: Arse, cheeks, boobs and lips. It's sad that they have to try and look like a Kardashian, not a bloke. And yes there are many girls who leave themselves alone and good for them. Biggest problem is no one will tell their friends what they have had done looks shit so everyone goes around thinking they look great because all their friends said so meanwhile everyone is slagging them off behind their back I’m talking about women here men will tell their friends something looks shit even if it looks good 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 41 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: Biggest problem is no one will tell their friends what they have had done looks shit so everyone goes around thinking they look great because all their friends said so meanwhile everyone is slagging them off behind their back I’m talking about women here men will tell their friends something looks shit even if it looks good These plastic surgery people look like fucking aliens.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 20 hours ago, boboneleg said: You're absolutly right Dave the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real. I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off She looks great for 63 Bob and I must say that green blouse really suits you 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 21 hours ago, boboneleg said: You're absolutly right Dave the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real. I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off @Marcel will be banging one out to this pic ...they got ice cream. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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