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  On 22/08/2023 at 07:53, Buckster said:

All heading south for the winter is it?

 

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I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like!

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  On 21/08/2023 at 16:10, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Pollock 😆 and before you ask no, no pics!

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You realise that @Six30 was just over the road with his telescope 😁

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  On 22/08/2023 at 09:15, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like!

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So that’s a yes then.

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  On 22/08/2023 at 09:15, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I’m not getting drawn into discussing how fucking marvellous I am but 50’s 50 and at 20 you know the difference between what your mum and other 20 year old women look like!

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Real is what you probably are. Bugga what anyone else thinks.
Everything around the age of 20 has been surgically interfered with.

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  On 22/08/2023 at 17:38, Catteeclan said:

Real is what you probably are. Bugga what anyone else thinks.
Everything around the age of 20 has been surgically interfered with.

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You're absolutly right Dave 👍   the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real.

I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off 🤣

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  On 22/08/2023 at 18:12, boboneleg said:

You're absolutly right Dave 👍   the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real.

I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off 🤣

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Cut off is the scary part in the new age :classic_laugh:

But surely by 20 most girls are still OEM?

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  On 22/08/2023 at 19:22, Pedro said:

Cut off is the scary part in the new age :classic_laugh:

But surely by 20 most girls are still OEM?

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Arse, cheeks, boobs and lips. It's sad that they have to try and look like a Kardashian, not a bloke.:classic_laugh:
And yes there are many girls who leave themselves alone and good for them.

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  On 23/08/2023 at 05:58, Catteeclan said:

Arse, cheeks, boobs and lips. It's sad that they have to try and look like a Kardashian, not a bloke.:classic_laugh:
And yes there are many girls who leave themselves alone and good for them.

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Biggest problem is no one will tell their friends what they have had done looks shit so everyone goes around thinking they look great because all their friends said so meanwhile everyone is slagging them off behind their back I’m talking about women here men will tell their friends something looks shit even if it looks good 😂 

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  On 23/08/2023 at 10:55, Sir Fallsalot said:

Biggest problem is no one will tell their friends what they have had done looks shit so everyone goes around thinking they look great because all their friends said so meanwhile everyone is slagging them off behind their back I’m talking about women here men will tell their friends something looks shit even if it looks good 😂 

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These plastic surgery people look like fucking aliens....

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  On 22/08/2023 at 18:12, boboneleg said:

You're absolutly right Dave 👍   the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real.

I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off 🤣

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She looks great for 63 Bob and I must say that green blouse really suits you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  On 22/08/2023 at 18:12, boboneleg said:

You're absolutly right Dave 👍   the woman in this photo (on the right) is 63 and is 100% real.

I feel sorry for young blokes nowadays cos they haven't got a clue as to how much has been botoxed/ filled / enhanced/ colourized or even cut off 🤣

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@Marcel will be banging one out to this pic ...they got ice cream.

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  On 21/08/2023 at 16:10, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Slipped off the stepladder yesterday while overreaching, stupidly I was trying to avoid moving the ladder, felt my ankle crunch a wee bit, a little sore but reckon I’ll be ok to ride to Brighton on Wednesday. I’m posting this is because I thought you lot would find it amusing that cos I was in the flat on my tod and it was 26 degrees I decided to take my overalls off so when I landed on the floor pulling the roller tray down on me I was only wearing knickers, I’m still finding splashes in unusual places, I look like a Jackson Bollock 😆 and before you ask no, no pics!

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