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Marcel le Moose Fondler

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3 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Would it be considered a sin if I made a donation or a few donation at the local spermBank...?

What the fuck...

Who's going to what you're wrinkly old wrigglers..... thats assuming they actually wriggle anymore 

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6 minutes ago, busabeast said:

What the fuck...

Who's going to what you're wrinkly old wrigglers..... thats assuming they actually wriggle anymore 

Hey Hey !  A few wrinkles never hurt anyone...I asure you my tadpoles are still has potent has ever...A male never looses the ability to reproduce....

I figure i have lots offer..and if there was a grading system for spermarket...it would be a least A+.

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2 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Would that be the Viking gene pool ?

Well yes in a way...but not only that...I'm a certified alpha male..those who know anything I can show a pic of my left hand by the length of my fingers...I have above average intelligence..successful in what ever I undertake...but I'm also afraid  ...what if my seed turn out a Khan from startrek?

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1 minute ago, XTreme said:

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With certainty Pete..I can garantie your not a Alpha male...with that moped you run around. 

I thinking coming home from work...I'm sure a lot of young ladies would love to be injected with my fertil monsoon...instead of being inject by a sissy man that drives a moped and a electric Citron car.

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24 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Slowlycatchymonkey can certified my claims of having superior genes ....and  im sure if she was single and of child bearing age...she would take this offer real seriously. 

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I'm pretty certain she'd knock you back without even thinking about it ..............

 

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Just now, boboneleg said:

I'm pretty certain she'd knock you back without even thinking about it ..............

 

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Are you willing to take a bet on that...?

The Hand "A" is allphaness...this hand alone will make any women ovulate on the spot.

 

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1 hour ago, Marcel said:

Would it be considered a sin if I made a donation or a few donation at the local spermBank...?

Yes, because you are a feckless twat and shouldn't breed. 

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16 minutes ago, Marcel said:

Are you willing to take a bet on that...?

The Hand "A" is allphaness...this hand alone will make any women ovulate on the spot.

 

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My left little finger is longer than yours.....so I'm obviously the Alpha here!

And a real Alpha wouldn't lose his head over a bird like you did with BikerBabe!

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5 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Yes, because you are a feckless twat and shouldn't breed. 

No but seriously....I've heard they have machines now to do the job....it replicate a vigina ..so I've been told...I wouldn't be masterbaiting or looking at dirty books..?

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3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

My left little finger is longer than yours.....so I'm obviously the Alpha here!

And a real Alpha wouldn't lose his head over a bird like you did with BikerBabe!

Ya so I have one weakness....strawberry ice cream...it's nothing to disqualify my seeds. 

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8 hours ago, Marcel said:

No but seriously....I've heard they have machines now to do the job....it replicate a vigina ..so I've been told...I wouldn't be masterbaiting or looking at dirty books this time..?

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