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boboneleg

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15 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I'll start.............

 

I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself.  That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him :classic_unsure:

 

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A church with a nice garage, it’s Christmas after all

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42 minutes ago, XTreme said:

CB500X would be just right for him.

That's about the right size........my old muscles can't manage anything heavier..... 👍 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Old twat me.

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2 minutes ago, Clive said:

That's about the right size........my old muscles can't manage anything heavier..... 👍 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Old twat me.

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Your still a boy

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I thought the complete collection of the Encyclopaedia Britannica for @busabeast.......but i thought about and realised he does not need it.... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just jesting Rich 😂 

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4 minutes ago, busabeast said:

Yeah an old boy....

Make the most of it Rich......in the blink of a eye you will be here...i am still amazed as to where the last 30 odd years went.

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3 minutes ago, Clive said:

Make the most of it Rich......in the blink of a eye you will be here...i am still amazed as to where the last 30 odd years went.

The Darkness worked out we have been together 31 years this year.   I could have murdered her and still been out of clink for 15 years by now.  🤣  But you are right time speeds up when you get into your 30's   🙄

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1 minute ago, Saul said:

The Darkness worked out we have been together 31 years this year.   I could have murdered her and still been out of clink for 15 years by now.  🤣  But you are right time speeds up when you get into your 30's   🙄

Think mine is still considering the murder part, she seemed to be too interested in new kitchen knives a while ago when out shopping....

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2 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

You'd be better off getting Clive a clone of himself so he can go out on the bike he already has without the wife wondering where he is 

i'd get him a puppy, with some instructions, as follows...

convince the wife to come on a walk with the new puppy, let her hold the lead.. find a nice path along a cliff top, at the highest point of the cliff push her off, this is the clever bit but a little sad as you are sacrificing the puppy... when emergency services arrive just say the puppy made a bolt for it cause he saw a rabbit or a twig or whatever and dragged the mrs over the cliff ... 

and there you have it ....the perfect murder .

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