boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 So let's do a virtual secret santa for everyone on here. If you were going to get a gift for someone on here what would it be ............................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 I'll start............. I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself. That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I'd get @Clive a decent bike! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 16:53, boboneleg said: I'll start............. I'd like to get @Buckster a church all for himself. That way he could just go there and pray without all the other c*unts annoying him Expand A church with a nice garage, it’s Christmas after all 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 To @Six30, so there’s no more masking marks on tires: 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 17:08, XTreme said: I'd get @Clive a decent bike! Expand Which one , where's the photo ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 17:34, boboneleg said: Which one , where's the photo ? Expand CB500X would be just right for him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 For @XTreme, a nice NC750x, heavier, not less gay and above all no more topbox! 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 18:20, Pedro said: For @XTreme, a nice NC750x, heavier, not less gay and above all no more topbox! Expand You put some thought into that, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 18:31, Saul said: You put some thought into that, Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 17:56, XTreme said: CB500X would be just right for him. Expand That's about the right size........my old muscles can't manage anything heavier..... Old twat me. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 18:42, Clive said: That's about the right size........my old muscles can't manage anything heavier..... Old twat me. Expand Your still a boy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 18:45, Renegade said: Your still a boy Expand Yeah an old boy.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I thought the complete collection of the Encyclopaedia Britannica for @busabeast.......but i thought about and realised he does not need it.... Just jesting Rich 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 18:46, busabeast said: Yeah an old boy.... Expand Make the most of it Rich......in the blink of a eye you will be here...i am still amazed as to where the last 30 odd years went. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 18:54, Clive said: Make the most of it Rich......in the blink of a eye you will be here...i am still amazed as to where the last 30 odd years went. Expand The Darkness worked out we have been together 31 years this year. I could have murdered her and still been out of clink for 15 years by now. But you are right time speeds up when you get into your 30's 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 19:00, Saul said: The Darkness worked out we have been together 31 years this year. I could have murdered her and still been out of clink for 15 years by now. But you are right time speeds up when you get into your 30's Expand Think mine is still considering the murder part, she seemed to be too interested in new kitchen knives a while ago when out shopping.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 17:08, XTreme said: I'd get @Clive a decent bike! Expand You'd be better off getting Clive a clone of himself so he can go out on the bike he already has without the wife wondering where he is 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 19:14, Sir Fallsalot said: You'd be better off getting Clive a clone of himself so he can go out on the bike he already has without the wife wondering where he is Expand i'd get him a puppy, with some instructions, as follows... convince the wife to come on a walk with the new puppy, let her hold the lead.. find a nice path along a cliff top, at the highest point of the cliff push her off, this is the clever bit but a little sad as you are sacrificing the puppy... when emergency services arrive just say the puppy made a bolt for it cause he saw a rabbit or a twig or whatever and dragged the mrs over the cliff ... and there you have it ....the perfect murder . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 17:56, XTreme said: CB500X would be just right for him. Expand This one ............ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I think i'll get this for @busabeast 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 17:56, XTreme said: CB500X would be just right for him. Expand id get you a puppy, not to kill any one with ,.. you should just have a dog. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 I was thinking of getting this for @busabeast for his lorry ................. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 19, 2023 Author Share Posted December 19, 2023 What about this for @XTreme . It will stop him getting another hernia and if we lock it and keep the key there will be no more of those goddam photos of his parts ................... 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busabeast Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 On 19/12/2023 at 19:28, Sir Fallsalot said: I think i'll get this for @busabeast Expand That would come in handy for bus drivers in this area too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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