Clive Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Bugger that, I donate every month (Council Tax) to the lavish pension. They left a note on the bin just after Christmas, because the lid was 2 inch from being fully closed..... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 4 minutes ago, Saul said: I think you may need to start tipping them at Christmas. We always give ours a case of beer to share, they will taking anything. Ours will only empty the bin, anything on top or at the side gets left behind.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Just now, Clive said: Ours will only empty the bin, anything on top or at the side gets left behind.... We are allowed one Shirley Bassey on the top of a closed wheelie bin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Anyway, all you guys who can go out on rides for a few hours, a day or for a weekend......Good for you! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, Clive said: Most likely, wife complains about it constantly, she can't see the point of having it. Thanks Clive......you gave me some bullets to fire! I just dropped into the conversation with the wife that your mrs may pressure you to get rid of the scoot cos she can't see the point of having it. She really got worked up about it, and said to tell you to say that she needs to sell her wheelchair cos you can't see the point of her having it. And that a wife has no right to compel her husband to do things they don't want to do! I agreed of course.......saying it would be like me telling you to get rid of the horses. I thought better of adding....."and you telling me I can't change the bike". That would be moving too quick! But the seed has been planted! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Just now, XTreme said: Thanks Clive......you gave me some bullets to fire! I just dropped into the conversation that your mrs may pressure you to get rid of the scoot cos she can't see the point of having it. She really got worked up about it, and said to tell you to say that she needs to sell her wheelchair cos you can't see the point of her having it. And that a wife has no right to compel her husband to do things they don't want to do! I agreed of course.......saying it would be like me telling you to get rid of the horses. I thought better of adding....."and you telling me I can't change the bike". That would be moving too quick! But the seed has been planted! What are you thinking of getting next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, Pedro said: What are you thinking of getting next? Need to know basis Pedro! Inevitably.....at some point......there will be a Poll! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 hours ago, boboneleg said: A shag ? It must be, I mean, you wouldn’t put that much effort into getting a motorbike would you? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Just now, XTreme said: .....at some point......there will be a Poll! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 Just now, Skippy said: It must be, I mean, you wouldn’t put that much effort into getting a motorbike would you? Where've you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, Clive said: Putting rubbish in the wrong coloured wheely bin. You should keep doing that, and then she’ll get so sick of it she’ll do it herself. Problems solved. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: Where've you been? None of your business you nosey cunt 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. Of course, it would involve several nights away, loads of beer, excess stupidity and hookers. On second thoughts, you’re probably better off buying a new bike. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 minute ago, Skippy said: So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one, and use it to ride your bike somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. Of course, it would involve several nights away, loads of beer, excess stupidity and hookers. On second thoughts, you’re probably better off buying a new bike. Agreed Agreed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 21 minutes ago, Skippy said: So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one So here’s a radical thought. Instead of changing your bike, why don’t you take the money you would have to spend on getting a new one and use it for a hair transplant or an upmarket rug? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 24 minutes ago, Skippy said: None of your business you nosey cunt On remand then? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 I have a significant birthday this year, so I will be 65 years old on 13th of May. I won’t be buying a new bike and I won’t have to go through any devious shenanigans either. Instead, I am spending six days with three mates from the UK, who are going to meet me in Zaragoza on the 24th of May. We will spend six days arsing around on motorbikes, reminiscing about our youth, but more importantly, making new memories. No change of bike needed. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 minutes ago, XTreme said: On remand then? A bit of porridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, Skippy said: I have a significant birthday this year, so I will be 65 years old on 13th of May. I won’t be buying a new bike and I won’t have to go through any devious shenanigans either. Instead, I am spending six days with three mates from the UK, who are going to meet me in Zaragoza on the 24th of May. We will spend six days arsing around on motorbikes, reminiscing about our youth, but more importantly, making new memories. No Invite for Pete then 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 42 minutes ago, XTreme said: Need to know basis Pedro! Inevitably.....at some point......there will be a Poll! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: No Invite for Pete then He couldn’t hack it, anyway, he’s not allowed to go out overnight on his own. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 https://www.facebook.com/reel/301925779545401 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, XTreme said: Thanks Clive......you gave me some bullets to fire! I just dropped into the conversation with the wife that your mrs may pressure you to get rid of the scoot cos she can't see the point of having it. She really got worked up about it, and said to tell you to say that she needs to sell her wheelchair cos you can't see the point of her having it. And that a wife has no right to compel her husband to do things they don't want to do! I agreed of course.......saying it would be like me telling you to get rid of the horses. I thought better of adding....."and you telling me I can't change the bike". That would be moving too quick! But the seed has been planted! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, Skippy said: I won’t be buying a new bike and I won’t have to go through any devious shenanigans either. Says a Cockney! 27 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: https://www.facebook.com/reel/301925779545401 Nailed it Fred! As if spending 6 days with a bunch of fucking Cockneys is a better choice than getting a new bike! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted March 29 Author Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, Sir Fallsalot said: No Invite for Pete then Jacks never get invites! I didn't even get an invite to the going away party that @Renegade put on in Cardiff! But I won't be losing any sleep over not spending time with Cockneys or Bluebirds! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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