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3 hours ago, XTreme said:

They stuck a catheter in my dick last night. 

Fucking agony.... It's still in now. 

I am lucky enough never  have had to have one of them things but they send shivers up my spine.  The medics use them a lot in my line of work, I gotta look after the stock levels  and shit concerning them.  I have been told in detail how they work and probems concerning them.  Makes me fuclking cringe.  😳  Apranently for the medics fitting a female one is much worse than a male one.   🙄

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8 minutes ago, Saul said:

I am lucky enough never  have had to have one of them things but they send shivers up my spine.  The medics use them a lot in my line of work, I gotta look after the stock levels  and shit concerning them.  I have been told in detail how they work and probems concerning them.  Makes me fuclking cringe.  😳  Apranently for the medics fitting a female one is much worse than a male one.   🙄

His wife suggested it.

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28 minutes ago, XTreme said:

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When my wife was in hospital in Benalmadena they would bring her food tray, but all it had on it was a bottle of water and a glass 😂, I was well fed and watered in the waiting room with free coffee and buns (Magdalena,s) 😂 

 

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

What and awful way to go...could have been weeks before they found him....bones being pick clean and spread everywheres by ferel cats and dogs...

There's cannibals over there, too, Marcel!

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17 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

What and awful way to go...could have been weeks before they found him....bones being pick clean and spread everywheres by ferel cats and dogs...

face down with Size 3 footprints either side of his butt cheeks ....and empty jars of lube and vaseline scattered about the place ... 

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32 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Just imagine the poor medic who had to shove a pipe in that old ginger cock...

Vomit Barf GIF

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36 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Bloke in the next room just died. 

probably his best option ... i think i would if i was stuck next to you for a few days

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4 hours ago, Saul said:

I am lucky enough never  have had to have one of them things but they send shivers up my spine.  The medics use them a lot in my line of work, I gotta look after the stock levels  and shit concerning them.  I have been told in detail how they work and probems concerning them.  Makes me fuclking cringe.  😳  Apranently for the medics fitting a female one is much worse than a male one.   🙄

It's a good job your not a nurse your bedside manner is shit, poor old Pete is cacking himself now after reading that :classic_laugh:

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47 minutes ago, XTreme said:

Bloke in the next room just died. 

I recon it was after you told him about the hernia and showed him the photos poor fucker was only in for an ingrowing toenail

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suicide airplane GIF by David

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1 hour ago, XTreme said:

Bloke in the next room just died. 

It's alright mate it's not compulsory.  People die all the time same as people are being born all the time.  I suppose I see more of it because of my job but believe me people die all the time and while it is sad it is part of life.  Doesn't mean you are next.  Chin Up that Man! 

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32 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said:

It's a good job your not a nurse your bedside manner is shit, poor old Pete is cacking himself now after reading that :classic_laugh:

Come on I didn't give any gorey details 🤣 And I know loads 🤣 Bloody charming me 🤣

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15 minutes ago, Saul said:

It's alright mate it's not compulsory.  People die all the time same as people are being born all the time.  I suppose I see more of it because of my job but believe me people die all the time and while it is sad it is part of life.  Doesn't mean you are next.  Chin Up that Man! 

My wife is the grim reapers secretary she deals with death everyday. she works in a palliative care ward. Don't know how she does it not something i would want to do but the sweets and chocolate she brings home are welcome LOL

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1 hour ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

What and awful way to go...could have been weeks before they found him....bones being pick clean and spread everywheres by ferel cats and dogs...

Don't forget the dbm's aswell 

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