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47 minutes ago, Six30 said:

turn your hearing aid up you twat

I do not use them any longer 😂 

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10 minutes ago, Catteeclan said:

Is that harmless banter?

think the scots got handed tissues before they started to sing , incase they got upset

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It wasn’t our best effort ever, for sure. It was like getting home drunk at 4AM and eating what you have as three day old leftovers in the fridge, with crackers as there’s no bread. Not ideal but still great as you’re that drunk and hungry!

That’s what hour boys missed: being hungry.

There’s oldschool Cristiano Ronaldo and Pepe, and a few other dudes who were just passing time. Had we had 3 Pepe’s we would be golden. Good for us we had Diogo, who is a star goal keepe and fortunately a northern boy from FCPorto who got us there and beat our opponent singlehandedly. 

God knows how we will deal with France!

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We really need one or two more oldschool players. Oldschool dudes who will shoulder you to the ground and keep you there with a straight face instead of tattoed boys with 750€ hair cuts who turn into boys when they meet a slav a d then cry holding on to their knees.

We used to have those guys, Fernando Couto, Jorge Costa, smaller dudes like Paulinho, but all that nerve has been replaced with kids and a spanish coach. A WHAT? Spanish coach? you’re right :classic_sad:

I hope Cristiano and Pepe have good words for the boys, as they’re all they have. 
 

Diogo Costa, our goalkeeper today, was a Hulk standing guard in front of our nets. I’m hoping that him + Cristiano + Pepe, plus a few other dudes get it done!

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7 hours ago, Pedro said:

A WHAT? Spanish coach? you’re right :classic_sad:

Only because Belgium didn't want him anymore :classic_laugh:

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And Ronaldo crying cause he missed a pen …. Really , pull yourself together man

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1 hour ago, Six30 said:

And Ronaldo crying cause he missed a pen …. Really , pull yourself together man

Missed out on his goal bonus 

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5 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Missed out on his goal bonus 

Think he's past worrying about national team money, by now.

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Fucking spaniard coach putting that fucking twat Felix to sort the match! Fucking fucks!!!

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15 hours ago, Pedro said:

Fucking spaniard coach putting that fucking twat Felix to sort the match! Fucking fucks!!!

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The French were lucky, they're even more boring than England 

 

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4 hours ago, boboneleg said:

The French were lucky, they're even more boring than England 

 

We handed it over. That penaltie kick is really a Felix masterpiece.

Someone should slap that private school haircut out of him, the twat. And he thought he was going to be the next Ronaldo.

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2 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

OMG !!!   We actually won a penalty shootout 

 

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Is it normal to have so many playoffs going to penalties? 

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1 minute ago, Pedro said:

Is it normal to have so many playoffs going to penalties? 

We lost the final on penalties at the last tournament , don't ask me how I know this 

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Tell you what, worse then loosing to France on account on João Felix, the twat, is if Spain wins the thing.

That would be the worst, it could cause me to drink!

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1 minute ago, Pedro said:

Tell you what, worse then loosing to France on account on João Felix, the twat, is if Spain wins the thing.

That would be the worst, it could cause me to drink!

I'm guessing but I reckon you're having a drink already 

 

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7 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

I'm guessing but I reckon you're having a drink already 

 

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I saw Turkey score against the Dutch, I was in the chippy, the owner is a Turk, I almost got free fish and chips.

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