Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 09:02 Share Posted Thursday at 09:02 Sent off my DNA to this site ancestry dna.com and my results came in...my suspension were right all along...my roots originated in Scandinavia...I'm a full pure blooded Viking like I've been telling you for years.. I know what your thinking...that my ancestors were savages and enjoyed nothing more than cutting people heads off...but your all wrong when it comes to the subject...true they romed and pilaged the known world at the time...but you can't forget there great injection and great accomplishment they given you Meer mortals long ago... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 09:10 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:10 I'm now seriously considering being a sperm donor...why go to waste such a valuable stock of genetic material ...I'm sure like lesbian couple would die to get their hands on this magical juice... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Thursday at 09:11 Share Posted Thursday at 09:11 8 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Sent off my DNA to this site ancestry dna.com and my results came in...my suspension were right all along...my roots originated in Scandinavia...I'm a full pure blooded Viking like I've been telling you for years.. I know what your thinking...that my ancestors were savages and enjoyed nothing more than cutting people heads off...but your all wrong when it comes to the subject...true they romed and pilaged the known world at the time...but you can't forget there great injection and great accomplishment they given you Meer mortals long ago... what did you think was wrong with your suspension ? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted Thursday at 09:14 Share Posted Thursday at 09:14 1 minute ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: I'm now seriously considering being a sperm donor...why go to waste such a valuable stock of genetic material ...I'm sure like lesbian couple would die to get their hands on this magical juice... That will keep you busy on the long winter nights.. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 09:19 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:19 1 minute ago, Clive said: That will keep you busy on the long winter nights.. Maybe I'm seeing things way to big...I'm also considering contacting Elon Musk if he'd be interested in this juice...have it frozen on ice...could be used to colonized new worlds...like Mars...it's like super human DNA...impervious to space radiation... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted Thursday at 09:32 Share Posted Thursday at 09:32 The thought of thousands of these little fuckers roaming Mars it doesn't stand thinking about!. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted Thursday at 09:33 Share Posted Thursday at 09:33 26 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Sent off my DNA to this site ancestry dna.com and my results came in...my suspension were right all along...my roots originated in Scandinavia...I'm a full pure blooded Viking like I've been telling you for years.. Fair enough but there is no shortage of Scandinavians who are full of Viking DNA. Literally millions of them. You going on a wankathon is not going to make any discernible difference to anything apart you you telling a load of blokes on a small obscure alleged bike forum. . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 09:33 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:33 Here ill show what I'm talking about...this is the face of a 59 years old Viking...slightly hungover from the Digby rally this late Aug...and without using filters...had to remove the pic from FB...had all these women chasing me down for some alone time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 09:39 Author Share Posted Thursday at 09:39 5 minutes ago, Saul said: Fair enough but there is no shortage of Scandinavians who are full of Viking DNA. Literally millions of them. You going on a wankathon is not going to make any discernible difference to anything apart you you telling a load of blokes on a small obscure alleged bike forum. . Wrong....read this...those are all half breeds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted Thursday at 09:51 Share Posted Thursday at 09:51 39 minutes ago, Six30 said: what did you think was wrong with your suspension ? Must have short travel, on that cruiser! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted Thursday at 09:56 Share Posted Thursday at 09:56 I knew it 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 10:10 Author Share Posted Thursday at 10:10 You see...I think I finally figured out why I was created... Let me Explain...you all know that I was born into this small isolated coastal community with a population of 800 or so...formally called New-jerusalem settlement...though selective breeding...not inbreeding Buckster...my DNA was made pure...and I'm destine you repopulate the world after armegeton...so this juice of mine is kinda like a gift from heaven.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 10:31 Author Share Posted Thursday at 10:31 Don't know about you guys...but I have to drain my balls at least 4 times a week...and I'm not including my regular sex partner...I might to increase the amount to have enough stock piles for after the coming nuclear winter ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Thursday at 10:53 Share Posted Thursday at 10:53 1 hour ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Here ill show what I'm talking about...this is the face of a 59 years old Viking...slightly hungover from the Digby rally this late Aug...and without using filters...had to remove the pic from FB...had all these women chasing me down for some alone time... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 11:28 Author Share Posted Thursday at 11:28 31 minutes ago, Buckster said: Beleive me ...women aren't bothered by neck wrinkles...there after the whole package... Did you know I was born on the same day has your savior Jesus Christ...Oct 10 1965. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted Thursday at 11:28 Share Posted Thursday at 11:28 1 hour ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Here ill show what I'm talking about...this is the face of a 59 years old Viking...slightly hungover from the Digby rally this late Aug...and without using filters...had to remove the pic from FB...had all these women chasing me down for some alone time... WTF is going on with your neck, you look like a confused tortoise 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Thursday at 11:33 Share Posted Thursday at 11:33 4 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Beleive me ...women aren't bothered by neck wrinkles...there after the whole package... Did you know I was born on the same day has your savior Jesus Christ...Oct 10 1965. You think Jesus was born in 1965? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 11:39 Author Share Posted Thursday at 11:39 5 minutes ago, Buckster said: You think Jesus was born in 1965? Idiot...what is the day of are lord...Monday?...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 11:40 Author Share Posted Thursday at 11:40 11 minutes ago, Saul said: WTF is going on with your neck, you look like a confused tortoise Ok I have to admit...I was more than slightly hungover...lol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted Thursday at 11:42 Share Posted Thursday at 11:42 1 minute ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Ok I have to admit...I was more than slightly hungover...lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted Thursday at 12:59 Share Posted Thursday at 12:59 3 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: my suspension were right all along... 3 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: I'm now seriously considering being a sperm donor. So considering all this , does your sperm bounce ..................... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted Thursday at 13:01 Share Posted Thursday at 13:01 2 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Don't know about you guys...but I have to drain my balls at least 4 times a week...and I'm not including my regular sex partner So you have a wank 4 times a week and then Billy Bob gets the rest ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Thursday at 13:16 Share Posted Thursday at 13:16 3 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Here ill show what I'm talking about...this is the face of a 59 years old Viking...slightly hungover from the Digby rally this late Aug...and without using filters...had to remove the pic from FB...had all these women chasing me down for some alone time... you fucking Faggot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 13:45 Author Share Posted Thursday at 13:45 37 minutes ago, Six30 said: you fucking Faggot Your lucky your on the other side of the pond...this would be a good call for decapitation...lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 13:49 Author Share Posted Thursday at 13:49 Went in to work for 1.5 hrs...I've just given my official resignation...I'm not working tomorrow....officially retired!!!! Just think of all of the good threads are just around the corner for you lot...your gonna be begging for me to go back to work soon enough....lol. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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