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Marcel le Moose Fondler

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48 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

So you have a wank 4 times a week and then Billy Bob gets the rest ?

No you idiot...Tania for a wyll...and possibly Aberdeen Princess in the not to distant future....it's in the works...She's my favorite...

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39 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Went in to work for 1.5 hrs...I've just given my official resignation...I'm not working tomorrow....officially retired!!!!

Just think of all of the good threads are just around the corner for you lot...your gonna be begging for me to go back to work soon enough....lol.

Now where is that "ban" button?

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11 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Now where is that "ban" button?

Be careful what you wish for...this site would be totally boring and would probably weather away with time like a peal banana....without this free entertainment...lol. 

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My dear wife comes from that same Viking lineage....you should see my son in law....6'-4" w/ a full blown ZZ beard....peach of a human he is.👍

He works for the city of Emmett ID....we Have @ least 3 things in common....We're both 1st born's & love our Mums....we both dislike Engineers....& we both LOVE dark beer!🍺

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35 minutes ago, YamaHead said:

My dear wife comes from that same Viking lineage....you should see my son in law....6'-4" w/ a full blown ZZ beard....peach of a human he is.👍

He works for the city of Emmett ID....we Have @ least 3 things in common....We're both 1st born's & love our Mums....we both dislike Engineers....& we both LOVE dark beer!🍺

Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure...

Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal...

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6 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure...

Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal...

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30 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure...

Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal...

you only have Viking blood cause one of your female ancestors was gang raped by a bunch of vikings

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26 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure...

Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal...

Interesting....my ancestors landed in your neck of the woods in the 1600's from Wales....the Bay of Fundy....Matthews point....which is now Nova Scotia...

My dad took his dad there before he died....found part of the original homestead...a highlight of G-pa's life...

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1 hour ago, Six30 said:

you only have Viking blood cause one of your female ancestors was gang raped by a bunch of vikings

That's it...since I'm retired now..I'm going to forge a genuine wolfberg sword with my 3 pound sledge hammer..and I'm coming over to chop your head off..lol.

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58 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

That's it...since I'm retired now..I'm going to forge a genuine wolfberg sword with my 3 pound sledge hammer..and I'm coming over to chop your head off..lol.

Do It Episode 3 GIF by Star Wars

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Just because you can trace your maternal or paternal line back to some dude who pitched up in North America 400 years ago it won’t mean you are some pure bread Norwegian / German or whatever. Every time that ancestors kids have married or had kids that dilutes your ancestry by half. I’m no geneticist and I’m probably over simplifying things but after 12 generations you might have 4000 ancestors. 
 

I did one of those tests and I’m Northern European / Scandinavian and English. It’s an interesting thing to do, and I’m forever getting emails alerting me to people I’m related to but they are in the main extremely distant relations with a tiny percentage of common dna. I’d be interested to take another test from another provider, I’d best you don’t get identical results. These companies don’t give much info out on how they classify genetic geographical groupings. 

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14 minutes ago, Nute said:

Just because you can trace your maternal or paternal line back to some dude who pitched up in North America 400 years ago it won’t mean you are some pure bread Norwegian / German or whatever. Every time that ancestors kids have married or had kids that dilutes your ancestry by half. I’m no geneticist and I’m probably over simplifying things but after 12 generations you might have 4000 ancestors. 
 

I did one of those tests and I’m Northern European / Scandinavian and English. It’s an interesting thing to do, and I’m forever getting emails alerting me to people I’m related to but they are in the main extremely distant relations with a tiny percentage of common dna. I’d be interested to take another test from another provider, I’d best you don’t get identical results. These companies don’t give much info out on how they classify genetic geographical groupings. 

I understand what your saying...my name hasn't changed since the time of the Viking age...still to this day my people are sea bearing people...is it by luck or coincidence or is it incraved in my genes...is what I'm saying...

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19 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

I understand what your saying...my name hasn't changed since the time of the Viking age...still to this day my people are sea bearing people...is it by luck or coincidence or is it incraved in my genes...is what I'm saying...

i reckon your related to Vincent the viking.... the great gay viking... he opened the first gay club ..well i say club more like a cave.. 

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2 hours ago, Nute said:

Just because you can trace your maternal or paternal line back to some dude who pitched up in North America 400 years ago it won’t mean you are some pure bread Norwegian / German or whatever. Every time that ancestors kids have married or had kids that dilutes your ancestry by half. I’m no geneticist and I’m probably over simplifying things but after 12 generations you might have 4000 ancestors. 
 

I did one of those tests and I’m Northern European / Scandinavian and English. It’s an interesting thing to do, and I’m forever getting emails alerting me to people I’m related to but they are in the main extremely distant relations with a tiny percentage of common dna. I’d be interested to take another test from another provider, I’d best you don’t get identical results. These companies don’t give much info out on how they classify genetic geographical groupings. 

No, he is from a place where for generations they have only married cousins or siblings.

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45 minutes ago, Buckster said:

No, he is from a place where for generations they have only married cousins or siblings.

Twat...I hate to say it , but it's what life was like in those early Viking settlements...I'm sure some banged their causines ...lol....and my friend ..that's how you make a pure blooded Viking....

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1 minute ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Twat...I hate to say it , but it's what life was like in those early Viking settlements...I'm sure some banged their causines ...lol....and my friend ..that's how you make a pure blooded Viking....

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