Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted November 28 Author Share Posted November 28 48 minutes ago, boboneleg said: So you have a wank 4 times a week and then Billy Bob gets the rest ? No you idiot...Tania for a wyll...and possibly Aberdeen Princess in the not to distant future....it's in the works...She's my favorite... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted November 28 Author Share Posted November 28 Think I've all showed you what Aberdeen looks like....She's one hot mama with a beautiful soul to match...capable of making a dead man walk again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 39 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Went in to work for 1.5 hrs...I've just given my official resignation...I'm not working tomorrow....officially retired!!!! Just think of all of the good threads are just around the corner for you lot...your gonna be begging for me to go back to work soon enough....lol. Now where is that "ban" button? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted November 28 Author Share Posted November 28 11 minutes ago, Buckster said: Now where is that "ban" button? Be careful what you wish for...this site would be totally boring and would probably weather away with time like a peal banana....without this free entertainment...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 My dear wife comes from that same Viking lineage....you should see my son in law....6'-4" w/ a full blown ZZ beard....peach of a human he is. He works for the city of Emmett ID....we Have @ least 3 things in common....We're both 1st born's & love our Mums....we both dislike Engineers....& we both LOVE dark beer! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted November 28 Author Share Posted November 28 35 minutes ago, YamaHead said: My dear wife comes from that same Viking lineage....you should see my son in law....6'-4" w/ a full blown ZZ beard....peach of a human he is. He works for the city of Emmett ID....we Have @ least 3 things in common....We're both 1st born's & love our Mums....we both dislike Engineers....& we both LOVE dark beer! Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure... Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clive Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 6 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure... Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 30 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure... Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal... you only have Viking blood cause one of your female ancestors was gang raped by a bunch of vikings 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamaHead Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 26 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Well actually my direct relatives are from the Normandie coast of France...hense the name norseman originated...we are some of the first settlers who came to North America in late 1600 or early 1700 I'm not sure... Yes your son in law sounds like the real deal... Interesting....my ancestors landed in your neck of the woods in the 1600's from Wales....the Bay of Fundy....Matthews point....which is now Nova Scotia... My dad took his dad there before he died....found part of the original homestead...a highlight of G-pa's life... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earache Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 5 hours ago, Saul said: WTF is going on with your neck, you look like a confused tortoise Needs a circumcision. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted November 28 Author Share Posted November 28 1 hour ago, Six30 said: you only have Viking blood cause one of your female ancestors was gang raped by a bunch of vikings That's it...since I'm retired now..I'm going to forge a genuine wolfberg sword with my 3 pound sledge hammer..and I'm coming over to chop your head off..lol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 58 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: That's it...since I'm retired now..I'm going to forge a genuine wolfberg sword with my 3 pound sledge hammer..and I'm coming over to chop your head off..lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 9 hours ago, Clive said: That will keep you busy on the long winter nights.. As long as he's not on here telling us about it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 Just because you can trace your maternal or paternal line back to some dude who pitched up in North America 400 years ago it won’t mean you are some pure bread Norwegian / German or whatever. Every time that ancestors kids have married or had kids that dilutes your ancestry by half. I’m no geneticist and I’m probably over simplifying things but after 12 generations you might have 4000 ancestors. I did one of those tests and I’m Northern European / Scandinavian and English. It’s an interesting thing to do, and I’m forever getting emails alerting me to people I’m related to but they are in the main extremely distant relations with a tiny percentage of common dna. I’d be interested to take another test from another provider, I’d best you don’t get identical results. These companies don’t give much info out on how they classify genetic geographical groupings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted Thursday at 19:06 Share Posted Thursday at 19:06 31 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: As long as he's not on here telling us about it He will, you know how he has to share is fever wanks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 19:10 Author Share Posted Thursday at 19:10 34 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: As long as he's not on here telling us about it Hey I'm not messing around this time ...I intend to keep detail records of habit and total volume...just in case... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 19:21 Author Share Posted Thursday at 19:21 14 minutes ago, Nute said: Just because you can trace your maternal or paternal line back to some dude who pitched up in North America 400 years ago it won’t mean you are some pure bread Norwegian / German or whatever. Every time that ancestors kids have married or had kids that dilutes your ancestry by half. I’m no geneticist and I’m probably over simplifying things but after 12 generations you might have 4000 ancestors. I did one of those tests and I’m Northern European / Scandinavian and English. It’s an interesting thing to do, and I’m forever getting emails alerting me to people I’m related to but they are in the main extremely distant relations with a tiny percentage of common dna. I’d be interested to take another test from another provider, I’d best you don’t get identical results. These companies don’t give much info out on how they classify genetic geographical groupings. I understand what your saying...my name hasn't changed since the time of the Viking age...still to this day my people are sea bearing people...is it by luck or coincidence or is it incraved in my genes...is what I'm saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six30 Posted Thursday at 19:43 Share Posted Thursday at 19:43 19 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: I understand what your saying...my name hasn't changed since the time of the Viking age...still to this day my people are sea bearing people...is it by luck or coincidence or is it incraved in my genes...is what I'm saying... i reckon your related to Vincent the viking.... the great gay viking... he opened the first gay club ..well i say club more like a cave.. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Thursday at 21:10 Share Posted Thursday at 21:10 2 hours ago, Nute said: Just because you can trace your maternal or paternal line back to some dude who pitched up in North America 400 years ago it won’t mean you are some pure bread Norwegian / German or whatever. Every time that ancestors kids have married or had kids that dilutes your ancestry by half. I’m no geneticist and I’m probably over simplifying things but after 12 generations you might have 4000 ancestors. I did one of those tests and I’m Northern European / Scandinavian and English. It’s an interesting thing to do, and I’m forever getting emails alerting me to people I’m related to but they are in the main extremely distant relations with a tiny percentage of common dna. I’d be interested to take another test from another provider, I’d best you don’t get identical results. These companies don’t give much info out on how they classify genetic geographical groupings. No, he is from a place where for generations they have only married cousins or siblings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 21:59 Author Share Posted Thursday at 21:59 45 minutes ago, Buckster said: No, he is from a place where for generations they have only married cousins or siblings. Twat...I hate to say it , but it's what life was like in those early Viking settlements...I'm sure some banged their causines ...lol....and my friend ..that's how you make a pure blooded Viking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Thursday at 22:01 Share Posted Thursday at 22:01 1 minute ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Twat...I hate to say it , but it's what life was like in those early Viking settlements...I'm sure some banged their causines ...lol....and my friend ..that's how you make a pure blooded Viking.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 22:03 Author Share Posted Thursday at 22:03 1 minute ago, Buckster said: Joe Biden ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted Thursday at 22:03 Share Posted Thursday at 22:03 Just now, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: Joe Biden ? Nope, that’s your pure blood Viking . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted Thursday at 22:07 Author Share Posted Thursday at 22:07 2 minutes ago, Buckster said: Nope, that’s your pure blood Viking . From not where I'm standing...my causine looks like nothing like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted Thursday at 22:13 Share Posted Thursday at 22:13 3 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said: From not where I'm standing...my causine looks like nothing like that... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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