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57 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Lol....ok thanks...it's not like she's going to see anything different coming from me...I'm not hiding anything...lol. 

did Aberdeen  wake up every morning in Vegas with a face like a Plasters radio ?

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29 minutes ago, Six30 said:

did Aberdeen  wake up every morning in Vegas with a face like a Plasters radio ?

Plasterd radio?...I personally never used a radio to wake up..soon has the sun 's up..I'm ready to...Aberdeen on the other hand does use a clock radio...I've could have smash that thing many time over when I slept at her place...she's hits the sooze button like 10 times before she gets up...

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18 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Plasterd radio?...I personally never used a radio to wake up..soon has the sun 's up..I'm ready to...Aberdeen on the other hand does use a clock radio...I've could have smash that thing many time over when I slept at her place...she's hits the sooze button like 10 times before she gets up...

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51 minutes ago, Six30 said:

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What ?   How many times do I have to repeat to you that I'm a Viking King and  your peasant language is unfamiliar to me....I have no idea what you English peasants are saying half the time...a plaster radio..does it do anything else than play music 

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1 hour ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

What ?   How many times do I have to repeat to you that I'm a Viking King and  your peasant language is unfamiliar to me....I have no idea what you English peasants are saying half the time...a plaster radio..does it do anything else than play music 

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38 minutes ago, Six30 said:

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Oh a dry-waller radio...by the look of his radio he's terrible at his job...are you saying Aberdeen puts plaster in her face..?   No she's uses only primo cream not the cheap kind.....haven't you notice just how beautiful her skin looks , perfect skin completion.. 

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4 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Oh a dry-waller radio...by the look of his radio he's terrible at his job...are you saying Aberdeen puts plaster in her face..?   No she's uses only primo cream not the cheap kind.....haven't you notice just how beautiful her skin looks , perfect skin completion.. 

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3 hours ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Plasterd radio?...I personally never used a radio to wake up...

He means jizz all over her face. Did she wake up each day after you had blown a load on her face  - sorry to be so graphic, just providing a translation for the Viking King, Maybe I should have written it in runes?

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4 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Hey I don't look that old for a 60 year old....let's see your mug shot...Eric...

I'm 66 and look every day of it. But I know enough not to post pics of my ugly face.😁

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2 minutes ago, Earache said:

He means jizz all over her face. Did she wake up each day after you had blown a load on her face  - sorry to be so graphic, just providing a translation for the Viking King, Maybe I should have written it in runes?

Ah that stuff...this thread is getting kinda graphic and xrated...I cannot share those details with any of you...it's something else that I did when I was in Vegas...

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9 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Ah that stuff...

Yup. I also don't always understand some of the slang / references that the guys on here use. But I've spent enough time over there to figure most of it out pretty easily. Can't fault you for not understanding all of the time.

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21 minutes ago, Earache said:

Yup. I also don't always understand some of the slang / references that the guys on here use. But I've spent enough time over there to figure most of it out pretty easily. Can't fault you for not understanding all of the time.

Yes from what I can tell...they're Like  the American version of the apalchian Hillbillies ...

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3 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Yes from what I can tell...they're Like  the American version of the apalchian Hillbillies ...

I was in Appalachia last week (West Virginia and SE Ohio). Couldn't understand them very well but a nicer group of people you'll never meet. Hope to move there someday when the wife retires.

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3 minutes ago, Earache said:

I was in Appalachia last week (West Virginia and SE Ohio). Couldn't understand them very well but a nicer group of people you'll never meet. Hope to move there someday when the wife retires.

Yes it's a beautiful place from pictures..I haven't been there yet...I'm located north of that mountain chain...imagine it looks similar...when I did this mid-winter ride back in 09 , we departed from North-Corolina ..we were ridng along the coast till we reached florida ..so didn't see any of those areas...

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3 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Yes it's a beautiful place from pictures..I haven't been there yet...I'm located north of that mountain chain...imagine it looks similar...when I did this mid-winter ride back in 09 , we departed from North-Corolina ..we were ridng along the coast till we reached florida ..so didn't see any of those areas...

Ahh ya missed the best parts then. Great roads, no traffic or cops, loads of tree tunnels and elevation changes. Some of the best riding in the USA.

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Just now, Earache said:

Ahh ya missed the best parts then. Great roads, no traffic or cops, loads of tree tunnels and elevation chnages. Some of the best riding in the USA.

I definitely plan to be riding more now and I'll have than a week to travel at one time...will have to add it to the list...

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1 hour ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Oh a dry-waller radio...by the look of his radio he's terrible at his job...are you saying Aberdeen puts plaster in her face..?   No she's uses only primo cream not the cheap kind.....haven't you notice just how beautiful her skin looks , perfect skin completion.. 

she needs stronger cream

 

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3 minutes ago, Marcel le Moose Fondler said:

Thats my mom you idiot...shes like 80 years old in that pic..

 

So your Mom has a face like a plasterer's radio? Wow. That's weird.

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17 minutes ago, Earache said:

So your Mom has a face like a plasterer's radio? Wow. That's weird.

Well actually she wasn't ugly In her prime at all...years of diabetic.. will ruin your looks...mini stroke...

Here's a picture of her and me on her lap...I was maybe like 4 or something...

 

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UK English slang is a wonderful thing 🙂  My wife has been here 30 years (she's American) and she still scratches her head and needs some of it explained....she does know that if she has to ask she's probably going to end up rolling her eyes and saying ewww, disgusting!!

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